I Love You with All My Butt!

"I didn't flush, because the fish don't want tinkles for dinner."

"Sometimes your face looks like it needs to be ironed."

"Am I the Tooth Fairy's latest victim?"

All parents have a list—whether it’s on paper or in their brains—of the hilarious, adorable, deep, and sometimes absurd things that come out of the mouths of their children. Martin Bruckner has a creative way of keeping track of his list: Whenever his daughter, Harper (now four), would say something memorable, he'd write it down and make a poster-style illustration of it. In 2015, Martin shared his artwork with the world to viral acclaim—with features on Reddit, the Huffington Post, BuzzFeed, and more—prompting other parents to visit his Etsy store and commission work based on their own children's quips. "I Love You with All My Butt" is a compilation of more than 100 of the silliest, sweetest, most ridiculous kid-isms that Martin has ever illustrated, plus amusing and poignant snippets and stories to explain the context of the quotes and enhance the art.