David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists
Author: Letterman, David
ISBN: 9780553763584
Publisher: RANDOM HOUSE US
Year first published: 01 Oct 1996
Pages: 176
Format: Paperback / softback
b>Get the book that tells the world- "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins!"/b>br> br> Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book-br> 10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here."br> 9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free!"br> 8. "MEEEEOW!! You sell books to kitties, don't you?"br> 7. "Whoa! You must go to Letterman's barber."br> 6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those i>Cops/i>-type shows about bookstore clerks."br> 5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks."br> 4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this."br> 3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass."br> 2. "Can you Super Size this?"br> 1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man! I'm Hooked on Phonics!"
ISBN: 9780553763584
Publisher: RANDOM HOUSE US
Year first published: 01 Oct 1996
Pages: 176
Format: Paperback / softback
b>Get the book that tells the world- "I like to read large-print TV tie-ins!"/b>br> br> Top ten wise-ass things to say to the clerk as you purchase this book-br> 10. "Don't bother wrapping it. I'll eat it here."br> 9. "I can't believe some jerks just go to the library and check out books for free!"br> 8. "MEEEEOW!! You sell books to kitties, don't you?"br> 7. "Whoa! You must go to Letterman's barber."br> 6. "You know, they really ought to do one of those i>Cops/i>-type shows about bookstore clerks."br> 5. "I was going to shoplift this book, but my pants are already full of supermarket steaks."br> 4. "Do you have a bag or something? I don't want anyone to see me with this."br> 3. "If this book gives me a paper cut, I'm suing your sorry ass."br> 2. "Can you Super Size this?"br> 1. "You gotta sell me some diphthongs, man! I'm Hooked on Phonics!"
