David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists
Author: Letterman, David
ISBN: 9780553763577
Publisher: RANDOM HOUSE US
Year first published: 01 Oct 1995
Pages: 176
Format: Paperback / softback
i>David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes/i>br>br>by David Letterman and the i>Late Show with David Letterman/i> Writersbr>br>It's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts!br>br>Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book-br>br>10.Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days.br>br>9.Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word "ass" to a lotof the lists.br>br>8.It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker!br>br>7.We're using the money we make to buy "little Dutch girl" outfits for Dave's poodles.br>br>6.The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don't give a damn about you or your family.br>br>5.A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68-87.br>br>4.Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them might actually see the book.br>br>3.Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along.br>.br>2.There is no remote control. Don't look for one.br>br>1.The book ain't much better than the TV show.
ISBN: 9780553763577
Publisher: RANDOM HOUSE US
Year first published: 01 Oct 1995
Pages: 176
Format: Paperback / softback
i>David Letterman's Book of Top Ten Lists and Zesty Lo-Cal Chicken Recipes/i>br>br>by David Letterman and the i>Late Show with David Letterman/i> Writersbr>br>It's like watching TV -- with the added danger of paper cuts!br>br>Top Ten Apologies to People Buying This Book-br>br>10.Cheap glue will only hold the thing together for about six days.br>br>9.Some kids sneaked into the printing plant and added the word "ass" to a lotof the lists.br>br>8.It costs about a dime to print one of these babies -- now take a look at the retail price, sucker!br>br>7.We're using the money we make to buy "little Dutch girl" outfits for Dave's poodles.br>br>6.The book was hastily assembled overseas by jabbering foreigners who don't give a damn about you or your family.br>br>5.A drunk maintenance guy fell into the press and parts of him appear on pages 68-87.br>br>4.Felt safe making jokes about the Amish on TV; forgot some of them might actually see the book.br>br>3.Dave insisted on writing some of these and we had to play along.br>.br>2.There is no remote control. Don't look for one.br>br>1.The book ain't much better than the TV show.
