Classic Classroom Clangers
Author: Shanley, Vincent
ISBN: 9781861053336
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Year First Published: 2005
Pages: 185
Dimensions:
Format: Paperback / softback
Description:
'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.
There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord. 'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks. 'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence. 'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small. 'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.
A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.
SCIENCE
Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives
Germinate: to become a naturalised German
NATURE STUDY
Fish swim about in shawls
HISTORY
Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell?
A: With a hyphen
THE NOTICE BOARD
The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm. Please use the back door.
ISBN: 9781861053336
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Year First Published: 2005
Pages: 185
Dimensions:
Format: Paperback / softback
Description:
'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.
There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord. 'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks. 'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence. 'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small. 'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.
A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.
SCIENCE
Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives
Germinate: to become a naturalised German
NATURE STUDY
Fish swim about in shawls
HISTORY
Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell?
A: With a hyphen
THE NOTICE BOARD
The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm. Please use the back door.
