Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village

Author: Johnson, Maureen
ISBN: 9781526685179
Publisher: Bloomsbury
Year first published: 07 Jan 2025
Pages: 128
Format: Hardback

This is your essential guide to not getting murdered in a quaint English village, where danger lurks around each cobblestoned corner and every bite of scone or sip of tea may be your last.

If you insist on visiting, do yourself a favour and bring along a copy of this guide book. It may just keep you alive

Brought to life with dozens of Edward Gorey-esque drawings and peppered with allusions to classic crime fiction, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint

English Village gives you the tools you need to stay alive.
Repeat after us- don't look in the pond, keep away from the maze and never trust the vicar.

Good luck. You're going to need it.