{"product_id":"9781921758843","title":"Go the F**k to Sleep","description":"Author: Mansbach, Adam\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781921758843\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: The Text Publishing Company\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 06 Jul 2011\u003cbr\u003ePages: 32 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe international bestseller, a gift book for parents that will have them laughing even as they cry. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGo the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProfane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar-and unspoken-tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations and laugh at their absurdity. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith illustrations by Ricardo Cortés, Go the F**k to Sleep is beautiful, subversive and pants-wettingly funny-a book for parents new, old and expectant. You should probably not read it to your children. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSAMPLE: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe cats nestle close to their kittens,\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe lambs have laid down with the sheep. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003ePlease go the f**k to sleep. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe windows are dark in the town, child. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe whales huddle down in the deep.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eI'll read you one very last book if you swear \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou'll go the f**k to sleep. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRAISE: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A new Bible for weary parents' \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e'The language? WTF! This hilarious, politically incorrect book is totally correct about the feelings of sleepless, brain-dead parents.' Mem Fox\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e'There might be some parents who don't relate to this book. But not many.' Noni Hazlehurst\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud-hilarious!'  David Byrne, musician\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep.' National Public Radio\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48135688224926,"sku":"UBD-9781921758843","price":19.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781921758843.jpg?v=1786626901","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781921758843","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}