{"product_id":"9781849010535","title":"The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour","description":"Author: Michael Powell\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781849010535\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Little Brown\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 14 Oct 2010\u003cbr\u003ePages: 576 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA doorstopper of a collection of the very best of both contemporary and classic British wit and humour.  From Monty Python's 'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more . . .' to Dan Antopolski's 'Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?'. From George Bernard Shaw to Michael McIntyre, from Eric Morecombe to Omid Djalili, and from Oscar Wilde to Jimmy Carr, a side-splitting look at Britain, the British and life in general. \u003cb\u003eIncluding these gems from Britain's finest comedians:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI was delighted to learn that my friend's \u003ci\u003eschadenfreude\u003c\/i\u003e was not as satisfying as mine. \u003cb\u003eArmando Iannucci.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West. \u003cb\u003eZoe Lyons\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFor a while I was the perfect mother. Then the Pethidine wore off. \u003cb\u003eJenny Eclair.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that. \u003cb\u003eJack Dee.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhy do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings because it's hardly ever for them? \u003cb\u003eHarry Hill.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eArse-gravy of the very worst kind. \u003cb\u003eStephen Fry on \u003ci\u003eThe Da Vinci Code.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou have to come up with this shit every year. Last week I just wrote \"I still love you, see last year's card for full details.\" \u003cb\u003eMichael McIntyre on Valentines Day.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI went to the doctor and he said, 'You've got hypochondria.' I said, 'Not that as well!'\u003cb\u003eTim Vine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. \u003cb\u003eSpike Milligan.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen someone close to you dies, move seats. \u003cb\u003ePeter Kay.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. \u003cb\u003eEric Morecambe.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.  \u003cb\u003eJimmy Carr.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEighty-two point six per cent of statistics are made up on the spot. \u003cb\u003eVic Reeves.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA bird in the hand invariably shits on your wrist. \u003cb\u003eBilly Connolly.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGetting divorced isn't like a bereavement at all, because if he's died, I'd have had me mortgage paid, and I could've danced on his grave. \u003cb\u003eSarah Millican.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy greatest hero is Nelson Mandela: incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990, he's been out about 18 years now and he hasn't re-offended. \u003cb\u003eRicky Gervais.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you want to confuse a girl, buy her a pair of chocolate shoes. \u003cb\u003eMilton Jones.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePhil Collins is losing his hearing, making him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins Concert. \u003cb\u003eSimon Amstell.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left. \u003cb\u003eRonnie Barker.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47924983464094,"sku":"ING-9781849010535","price":50.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781849010535.jpg?v=1782956946","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781849010535","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}