{"product_id":"9781841498096","title":"You Suck","description":"Author: Christopher Moore\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781841498096\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Little Brown\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 01 Nov 2009\u003cbr\u003ePages: 320 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing undead sucks. Literally. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJust ask C. Thomas Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody, is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too. For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut word has it that the vampire who initially nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd that really sucks.","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47924968521886,"sku":"ING-9781841498096","price":40.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781841498096.jpg?v=1782956527","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781841498096","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}