{"product_id":"9781837999590","title":"Things Your Cat Wants You to Know","description":"Author: Sam Hart\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781837999590\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Octopus\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 08 Sep 2026\u003cbr\u003ePages: 96 Format: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek advice for cat parents who are looking to understand their furry friend's inner thoughts\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e(Spoiler alert: your cat thinks you're an idiot.)\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYour cat is trying to tell you many things, such as:\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- \u003cb\u003e\"While 16 tummy rubs are lovely, 17 tummy rubs are obviously unreasonable.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- \u003cb\u003e\"Because humans are incapable of looking after themselves, we cats have kindly taken on the responsibility of providing food for them.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- \u003cb\u003e\"You can't call that thing next to the computer a mouse and expect us not to play with it.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e  Ever wondered what's on your cat's mind when they give you the side-eye, meow at you for hours on end, or scratch you for no apparent reason? Well, in this \u003cb\u003eillustrated little book of humorous observations and insights\u003c\/b\u003e, you will discover what your cat really thinks of you and learn to understand their unique, unimpressed and passive-aggressive language. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Packed with \u003cb\u003echarming illustrations and witty captions\u003c\/b\u003e, this book is \u003cb\u003eguaranteed to put a smile on the face of any cat parent \u003c\/b\u003ewho is obsessed with and, at times, mystified by their adorable companion. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e So, dive in to become fluent in cat communication and gain a unique insight into their brilliant yet befuddling brain.","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":68000633192606,"sku":"ADS-9781837999590","price":19.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781837999590.jpg?v=1794447924","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781837999590","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}