{"product_id":"9781837992126","title":"Officially Retired","description":"Author: Ted Heybridge\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781837992126\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Octopus\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 13 Feb 2024\u003cbr\u003ePages: 160 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCelebrate surviving the nine to five w\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eith this hilarious collection of quotes, quips and statements\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCongratulations, you've retired! It's time to celebrate your freedom. Whether you have grand plans to travel the world or want to move into the slow lane, you can now enjoy trading in the work grind for doing whatever you want to do.\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMake the most of all your new free time with \u003ci\u003eOfficially Retired,\u003c\/i\u003e a funny book of quotes, quips and statements on the joys and tribulations of retirement. In this delightful little book, you will find witty observations on all aspects of retirement, including:\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Embracing sleeping in and banishing the alarm clock\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- The challenges of keeping up with technology\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- The fleeing hair follicles\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Being the only person happy on a Monday\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e    \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for anyone who wants to find humour in their golden years, or as a gift for someone about to escape the rat race, this little book is here to provide laughter and fun during your seven-day weekends. It's time to put your feet up, relax and enjoy this side-splitting little book.","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46340140335262,"sku":"ADS-9781837992126","price":17.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781837992126.jpg?v=1766911648","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781837992126","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}