{"product_id":"9781761633072","title":"Pissants","description":"Author: Brandon Jack\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781761633072\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: S\u0026amp;S\/Summit Books\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 02 Jul 2025\u003cbr\u003ePages: 336 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing like this has ever happened at a footy club. Honest.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n The embittered fringe players of an unnamed football club follow rules of their own. Kidnapping a teammate’s dog for a gag. Taking potent painkiller suppositories to get through the living nightmare of a sponsors’ event. Ticking off their Pissants bingo cards to survive the weirdness of meetings with the club psych. Fangs, Stick, Squidman and Shaggers speak in a cryptic code of inside jokes and WhatsApp exchanges, chained to each other by their place on the outskirts of the team.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\n Together, these characters present a jaw-dropping snapshot of life within the chaotic world of a professional sports club. The psychotic rituals. The dementing cliches. The adulation. The pressure. The broken staff. The despair. The towering egos. The flatlining sexual encounters. The life-saving friendships.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTrainspotting\u003c\/i\u003e gets munted with \u003ci\u003eA Visit from the Goon Squad\u003c\/i\u003e in Ted Lasso’s Front Bar in this brutally hilarious, unhinged and at times surprisingly moving insider’s glimpse into one anonymous footy club – and what might happen behind the headlines, off the field and out of sight.\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46585537200286,"sku":"HPC-9781761633072","price":34.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781761633072.jpg?v=1772777576","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781761633072","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}