{"product_id":"9781648984747","title":"Upton Arms","description":"Author: Scott Craven\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781648984747\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: City Owl Press\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 14 Jan 2026\u003cbr\u003ePages: 300 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat if eternal life wasn't all it's cracked up to be? Achy joints, cranky moods, and failing powers prove immortality is just late-onset death.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuch is the life of a six-hundred-something whose best years are in the rearview mirror-and Vlad can't even see himself in a mirror. Now living in Upton Arms, a retirement community for once-powerful supernatural beings, Vlad and his eccentric neighbors are learning a painful truth: life, even for immortals, is terminal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRising at dusk is a struggle, and turning into a bat? Forget it! Vlad's stiff wings are more likely to cause a crash landing than a graceful flight. And when it comes to his hypnotic powers, he can't even convince someone to grab him the remote control in the community room than control their will.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust when Vlad thinks it can't get worse, Upton Arms faces something more dangerous than his existential crisis-foreclosure. Vlad sees it as the final nail in his coffin, even as the other tenants rally behind Luis, a werewolf and unofficial pack leader. Together, they'll fight for survival, and Vlad will discover a shocking truth: it's not too late to start living again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat We Do in the Shadows meets The Golden Girls-a laugh-out-loud paranormal comedy with heart. Full of dark humor, supernatural drama, and unforgettable characters, Upton Arms is a must-read for fans of quirky paranormal fiction.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47922838470814,"sku":"ING-9781648984747","price":27.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781648984747.jpg?v=1782892200","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781648984747","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}