{"product_id":"9781621066118","title":"If Animals Could Talk","description":"Author: Carla Butwin\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781621066118\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Microcosm Publishing\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 01 May 2022\u003cbr\u003ePages: \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u0026amp;quot;Rise and shine, assholes,\u0026amp;quot; trills the bird\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn these pages, you\u0026amp;#x27;ll meet over 100 illustrated animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. \u0026amp;quot;How old did you say you were?\u0026amp;quot; asks the cougar. \u0026amp;quot;Rise and shine, assholes,\u0026amp;quot; trills the bird. \u0026amp;quot;Ball is life,\u0026amp;quot; proclaims the hamster. \u0026amp;quot;I have zero interest in seeing you later,\u0026amp;quot; quoth the alligator. Includes the world\u0026amp;#x27;s ugliest animal, according to the Smithsonian (we\u0026amp;#x27;ll let you guess which one this is).\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGiggle and belly laugh your way through this definitely not-for-kids, probably not-safe-for-work collection of brilliant insights into the filthy animals all around us.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46833154064542,"sku":"ADS-9781621066118","price":24.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781621066118.jpg?v=1778650554","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781621066118","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}