{"product_id":"9781529058048","title":"50 Ways to Score a Goal and other football poems","description":"Author: Brian Bilston\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781529058048\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Pan Macmillan UK\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 28 Sep 2021\u003cbr\u003ePages: 128\u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA funny collection of football poems by Brian Bilston, the unofficial Poet Laureate of Twitter. Perfect for football fans of all ages – from \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003ethe young footie fanatic to a been-to-every-game-grandma, and every 'I could've been a pro' in between.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\nFull of poems that will make you giggle about all things football, including being left out of the World Cup squad, mum's opinion on Messi vs Ronaldo, or those unmissable fixtures:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eI’d love nothing more than to go outside\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eand spend time with Mother Nature.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eBut what can I do? It’s out of my hands:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003eNigeria are playing Croatia \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003ci\u003e50 Ways to Score a Goal and Other Football Poems\u003c\/i\u003e includes witty chants, a haiku or two, and fun shape poems about the beautiful game. Laugh together through the Euros or Premier League games, and swap the half-time pundits for puns!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e'Bilston is a magician with words' – \u003ci\u003eGuardian\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e'Someone who knows their way round both a joke and a bittersweet narrative.' – \u003ci\u003eThe Times \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47845854806174,"sku":"TLD-9781529058048","price":19.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781529058048.jpg?v=1781223006","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781529058048","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}