{"product_id":"9781035424795","title":"Trump: The Prison Diaries","description":"Author: Lucien Young\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9781035424795\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Headline\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 08 Apr 2025\u003cbr\u003ePages: 176 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Paperback \/ softback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn this explosive first-person account of swapping the White House for the Big House, Donald Trump aims to \u003cb\u003eMake Prison Great Again.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eMARCH 31\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIt's been two weeks since they put me in The Hole. Very unfair! No-one is treated as unfairly as Trump. Many people say that solitary confinement is a kind of torture. I'm not so sure. I'm getting to spend a lot of time with my favourite person in the world. I say to him: \"Mr President, remember when you met Bo Derek at the PGA Tour Championship? She had the hots for you, believe me.\" And he'll reply: \"I agree, Mr President. Also, I was a better golfer than anyone in the tournament.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd that's without cheating, which I would never do, believe me.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eSo I'm doing amazing. Incredibly well. Some would say I'm the best Hole Guy ever. Not like those losers who go nuts...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOf course the verdict was VERY UNFAIR - they were meant to be a jury of his peers, but none of them were billionaires. Still, the trial got AMAZING ratings. Now locked up in Smallhand State Prison, our presidential protagonist goes full Samuel Pepys and attempts \u003cb\u003ethe first BESTSELLER to be written entirely on toilet paper.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLife inside is tough for Trump: he experiences withdrawal symptoms from social media and is no longer able to watch Fox News all day. But he soon realises that incarceration isn't a punishment, it's an OPPORTUNITY, and attempts to conquer the clink as he once conquered AMERICA. \u003cb\u003eCan Donald rise to become prison kingpin, smuggling McDonald's Filet-O-Fish and tutoring fellow inmates in the Art of the Deal?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInterspersed with reports from Smallhand's resident psychologist, \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTrump: The Prison Diaries \u003c\/i\u003ei\u003c\/b\u003es a satirical riot - \u003ci\u003eThe Apprentice \u003c\/i\u003emeets \u003ci\u003eThe Shawshank Redemption\u003c\/i\u003e. So brace yourself, \u003cb\u003ebecause orange is the new orange.\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46454588768414,"sku":"ADS-9781035424795","price":22.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9781035424795.jpg?v=1769668302","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9781035424795","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}