{"product_id":"9780316474726","title":"I Do Not Eat Children","description":"Author: Marcus Cutler\u003cbr\u003eISBN: 9780316474726\u003cbr\u003ePublisher: Hachette Children's Books\u003cbr\u003eYear first published: 30 Apr 2024\u003cbr\u003ePages: 40 \u003cbr\u003eFormat: Hardback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA smooth-talking monster gets what's coming to him in this funny and slyly subversive picture book for fans of \u003ci\u003eThere's a Monster in Your Book \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eWe Don't Eat Our Classmates\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA big orange creature lurks in a crowded playground...but don't worry! He would \u003ci\u003enever\u003c\/i\u003e eat a child. What do you think he is...a MONSTER? And kids are definitely \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e disappearing every time you turn a page. You're imagining things. The monster has nothing to hide; in fact, he loves children. And he would never, ever, \u003ci\u003eever\u003c\/i\u003e-oops! There goes another kid....\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis laugh-out-loud story will keep readers guessing until the end, then send them straight back to the beginning to keep a close eye on the wily monster (and the one kid who knows exactly what he's up to). A great read aloud for bedtime (or anytime!), this silly and subversive picture book delivers poetic justice and giggles galore.","brand":"Ships in 10 to 15 days","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46491568898206,"sku":"ADS-9780316474726","price":27.78,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0400\/9043\/5742\/files\/9780316474726.jpg?v=1770593775","url":"https:\/\/classicbargains.com.au\/products\/9780316474726","provider":"Classic Bargains Australia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}