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Danger Is Everywhere A Handbook For Avoiding Danger



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Author: Judge, Chris
ISBN: 9780141354156
Publisher: Penguin UK
Year First Published: 2014
Pages: 256
Dimensions: 193mm x 152mm x 19mm
Format: Paperback / softback

Hello, reader. My name is Docter* Noel Zone and I am a Dangerologist. I used to work as a swimming-pool lifeguard. Until I realized what actually makes swimming pools dangerous- Water! So I got rid of all the water. What is the point of this Book? That is a good question. Good questioning! To remind you that Danger is Everywhere To make you into a qualified Dangerologist (Level1) I’ve braved every everyday danger so you don’t have to . . . * I gave myself the first name Docter so I could concentrate all of my energy on being a Dangerologist. It saved a lot of time and hardly anyone notices the spelling.